Cigar Quotes

Some great cigar quotes:

“I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled up tobacco leaves” – Jack Handy

“Gentlemen, you may smoke.” (ending the long ban on smoking held by Queen Victoria in the early 20th Century) – King Edward VII

“If smoking is not allowed in heaven, I shall not go.” – Mark Twain

“It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake.” – Mark Twain

“It’s easy to quit smoking. I’ve done it hundreds of times.” – Mark Twain

“The only way to break a bad habit was to replace it with a better habit.” (explaining why he switched from cigarettes to cigars) – Jack Nicholson

“A good cigar is like a beautiful chick with a great body who also knows the American League box scores.” – M*A*S*H, Klinger, Bug-Out 1976

“A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.” – Groucho Marx

“Ah, if only I had brought a cigar with me! This would have established my identity.” – Charles Dickens

“Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man’s enjoyment of his cigar.” – Mark Twain

“Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.” – Groucho Marx

“I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form.” – Winston Churchill

“If I had taken my doctor’s advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn’t have lived to go to his funeral.” – (98 year old) George Burns

“There is nothing more agreeable than having a place where one can throw on the floor as many cigar butts as one pleases without the subconscious fear of a maid who is waiting like a sentinel to place an ashtray where the ashes are going to fall.” – Fidel Castro

“What this country needs is a good five-cent cigar!” – (Vice-president of Woodrow Wilson) Thomas Marshall

“[Tobacco] is the passion of honest men and he who lives without tobacco is not worthy of living.” – Moliere (Jean Baptiste Poquelin)

“Man, the creature who knows he must die, who has dreams larger than his destiny, who is forever working a confidence trick on himself, needs an ally. Mine has been tobacco.” – John Boynton Priestley

“”If you can’t send money, send tobacco.” – (to the Continental Congress, 1776 ) George Washington

“I believe that pipe smoking contributes to a somewhat calm and objective judgment in all human affairs.” – Albert Einstein

“Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.” – George Burns

“A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry to a woman” – Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

“Fresh air makes me throw up. I can’t handle it. I’d rather be around three Denobili cigars blowing in my face all night.” – Frank Sinatra

“My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.” – Winston Churchill

“Any cigar smoker is a friend, because I know how he feels.” – Alfred de Musset

“If your wife doesn’t like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.” – Zino Davidoff

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